A little something about me... I am ornery, adorable and hilarious. Humility is clearly one of my defining features. I am real. I like tacos. I used to know eight jokes but I forgot the punchline to six of them, I still tell them but now I lift up my shirt at the end cuz boobs are better anyway. Also, I laugh at my own jokes so you won’t have to, but you will because like I said, I’m hilarious... and humble. In addition to the more traditional dates, I am also trained as a Nuru Massage therapist. If you don’t know what that Nuru is, google it. Then make the call..
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