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To you sirs, with love;

I hate that people starin' cause a bitch stay appairin' in some thin' made outta Germ'n enginrrin', rack-n-pinion steerin'.  -big mama; la Bella don; kimberly

Believe it or not, my first favorite Wordsmith is Dorothy Parker.   This is what I think I've found is my sweet spot.   Somewhere suspended between classes. Unburdened by the notion that societal expectation and basic human decency are the same. It's what makes dating me exciting!  I'm always discreet and well mannered you just never know when I'll tell someone her bangs reminded me of Ally Mcbeal or say "I'm a feminist like Trisha Paytas".  I like the latter because it clearly divides the room in " People who understandably don't know her" and "People who Know her but wouldnt know anyone who'd willingly claim to be like her"

Chaotic Good, ENFP, GFE (24 hrs notice) FMTY (at the very least 48 hrs notice) Incall (hotel), Outcall, occasionally will do QV but don't offer HH. 

ask me about my availability and FMTY - 24 hours notice for GFE Deposit and Screening are whatevs. No one wants to go thru TSA but if it wasn't there, even if you were like 98% sure you weren't gonna die that day, wouldn't the slight chance make you wanna pop a xan and wake up when it's over? All I ask is you work with me. I'm actually pretty understanding.