Beryl Hauser

Howdy! Meet the quiet, intense cynic with a deep affection for bad puns and private pleasures. Few things are more frustrating than living a life burdened by stifled desire; it's never too late to take it easy and find release, and I will do whatever it takes to help you breathe just a little easier and face the world with a little more vitality than yesterday. I tend to empathize and take delight in quirks that others might find infuriating or distracting, so if you fear judgment, I can guarantee you're in safe hands.