Emme Blum

Enchantingly Unique Redhead Looking Forward to Meeting You...

Hello!!!!!! Is anybody out there??? Seriously! Where are all the Daddies at?

I’m slender, soft, and curvy (no, I don’t have the body of a fashion model, but I do have the body of an all-natural Playboy playmate). With twinkling light green eyes and rosy cheeks, I love to dress up and have a head-turning, stylish look that’s often a vintage-modern mashup. Oh… and I’m a slutty athlete too!

I graduated summa cum laude from my Psych Master's program and retired after 18 years in the mental health field, specializing in sex therapy. If you have any cock concerns, then I’m your girl because I can both teach you and turn you on.

Currently seeking fellow out-of-the-box ones and fun-time lovers.

Shit is hard right now. Think of me as your Playboy playmate lunchtime quickie, or your darling, slutty, after-work stress-relieving mistress. Or maybe your no-hassle, uncomplicated Milfy. Let me say that again: Uncomplicated.

That means you get what you want, and so do I—no need to text me the next morning or worry about bringing any drama into your already complicated life.

Providing pleasure is a passion, and I promise to bring full-on enthusiasm. I take this very seriously… haha.

I’m best suited for a generous, younger, or young-at-heart friend (meaning anyone 35 or older) who wants to relax and have lighthearted fun with a beautiful, real woman. I will eagerly spoil you in return with some skilled appreciation… hee hee. Kinky roleplay and cosplay are welcome too!

Clients frequently tell me how quickly I put them at ease with my naturally warm and inviting presence, how much they enjoy my playful sensual enthusiasm, intelligence, offbeat wit, and open-minded approach to life and erotic connection, and how much I actually look like my photos—if not better!

YOLO! Are you in?

Cheers! Emme

Rates:

• 30 min: $250
• 1 hour: $500
• 90 min: $700
• 2 hours: $1000
• 3 hours: $1500
• 4 hours: $2600

All dates over 2 hours must include a fun social activity and a light meal or snack. Possibilities include flirting over drinks at an outdoor patio with live music, lazing at a park and naming shapes in the clouds, going to a shooting range, strolling through a neighborhood street fair, etc.

Please Note: You must be ready to provide basic screening information in order to book with me. If this isn’t something you’re able to do, that’s okay, but it’s a non-negotiable part of the process for me. Thank you!

Emme