Clara Turing

Oh Hello Curious Stranger ! Hopefully your curiosity is piqued by the strange and wonderful creature that is myself. I am a domestic and international woman of mystery. Seattle Wa is my homebase - but I have a deep wanderlust and have found myself in your lovely city! I am east coast educated- I mention this not because it is a line of demarcation of myself with others but because I truly think it shaped parts of my personality like a skillful hand with butter sculptures. Often my undergrad and grad schools are guessed by folks when they poke around and find out my politics but I will keep it a secret for the time being. My time on the West Coast has chilled me out- making me almost a caricature- as I adore avocado toast, taking tinctures for anxiety, wear flannel and thrift store fur and use the term “no worries” multiple times a day. The core of East Coast remains- making me crave salmon and lox at 4am (my kingdom for a bagel place in 500 miles of Seattle that isn’t terrible!) prizing direct communication, talking with bodega cats, and having very clear expectations of where to line up for the train. I also think my sense of humor- quick and dry (much like your masturbation session to my photos!) is an East Coast hallmark. As an triple Aquarian- who doesn’t always believe in that type of thing, as an INFJ who also doesn’t always believe in that type of thing- I am most often found with my nose in a book about micro loans while wearing jewelry found at Bangkok side streets. I also am highly involved with nerd things. If you recognize me it might be from old clip stores or it might just be because I used to work for numerous conventions. I will never say no to a long night playing Pathfinder, Farcry or having you read me Ringworld while I bathe in perfumed oils. I also think it is important to note- I talk fast, a natural raconteur and am highly effervescent and enthusiastic. This can take folks by surprise since I think a lot of times online communication can be “super serious” business- so it can be a tad disconcerting when a whole person is a ray of sunshine in a bodysuit.